47. You Have to Read Your Teacher’s Mind to Get Your Lessons

This is the most bizarre and hilarious scare tactic. You have to memorize the questions? Why not just learn how to read your teachers’ minds while you’re at it–but not other classmates; that would be cheating. So ridiculous, but in all honesty, it’s the sort of outlandishness that only a particularly gullible young child would fall for.

Don’t do that to them, though; it could mess them up. How many here remember being in middle school with teachers telling you strange things about high school? I was definitely in that crowd, but always ended up more confused than scared.