3. Everyone Knows the Refrigerator Is the Way to Go
Ah, yes, misinformation replaced with misinformation. Of course, we all learned from Indiana Jones that the real way to survive a nuclear blast is to hide in a fridge. Supposedly, the reason for this is because it is lead-lined. Unfortunately, even if that theory was correct (which it isn’t), most refrigerators are not lead-lined anymore, so it’s irrelevant.

Still far more interesting than hiding under your desk, though, which is definitely not going to work either. The best hiding under your desk could do would protect you from small bits of falling debris. They should make a Mythbusters episode about this kind of thing.