12. The Greatest Myth Ever Told

Ah, the return of the permanent record. You gotta love that one, given how long it has been used to terrorize kids, teenagers, college students, and even adults later in life. The good news is no one actually cares that much, and your childish shenanigans are completely irrelevant.

Even if they were real, by the time you reach a certain age, “permanent records” would be so long, who the heck would bother to read them? Apparently, there used to be something of the sort, but for that exact reason of no one bothering to read these huge files, they were phased out.