Another Lost Wallet
I’ve never found a lost wallet with money in it before; maybe it’s just not that common an occurrence, despite it happening all the time in kids’ TV shows so that the main characters can learn an important lesson about honesty and integrity.

And it’s too bad, because I’m totally ready to prove that I have learned important lessons about honesty and integrity and return the wallet with all of the cash. And I would even do it if I didn’t get a cash reward from the owner after… although it would certainly be nicer if I did get a cash reward.