Winged Vengeance

So far in this article, we have seen karmic retribution come from many sources: other people, teachers, dead bees, people’s own clumsiness, a surprising number of car crashes, and more. But here’s a new one: have you ever seen karmic retribution delivered by a seagull?

Personally, I would find that terrifying. Does anyone else think birds are kind of scary? I mean, not all of them; cute little songbirds are fine. But once they start growing in size, they become aggressive and frightening. Getting dive bombed by a seagull would be bad enough; if karmic retribution came in the form of a goose, I think I would actually faint from horror.