Poop cookies!

Speaking of tricks, is there anything more classic than the face poop trope? This works any time of year, but during Halloween, you get a little leeway, and people don’t think you’re quite so weird for serving it up! To make it, mix up some stiff cookie dough and add your chocolate.

Make sure your recipe will hold its shape because the only thing worse than poop cookies is cookies that were supposed to look like poop! Then grab your icing bag and have fun swirling them up. For an extra fun gag, add a few chocolate flies or pieces of candy corn.