Gross them out!
So far, everything has been scary or cute (to me, at least), but this one is just gruesomely gross. Bloody bandaid treats? Who thinks of these things?! It is kind of ingenious, though, as the kids will all squeal “Ewwww” and then clean the plate with their hungry little mouths. Heathens. Kids are heathens!

If you want to make this quick snack, just break some graham crackers in half, add a spot of cream cheese in a square in the middle, and then a little red icing gel or jam. Come to think of it; I might make these for my kid’s class next week. They’re peanut-free! That’s what counts, right?