Make Me A Bride!

When Frankenstein asked for a bride from one who had died, I doubt he ever thought she’d be immortalized in chips and dip, but here we are. They perfectly captured her likeness with olive eyes, plaid green skin, spicy red lips, and lightening-streaked hair.

You can’t go wrong with good guacamole, ever, and this is just cute enough to take anywhere without getting any side-eye for your freaky and fiendish side. Be sure your guacamole or avocado is fresh; otherwise, she’ll turn a putrid brown, and no one will want to eat her!