You’re so cute; I could eat your face off

Honestly, when it comes to cold cuts and pimento cheese, I have zero shame. I wouldn’t think twice about diving into this meal with a pack of saltine crackers. The only terrifying part of this is the old school plate that belongs in a horror movie with freaky twins standing in the hallway.

The cold cuts genuinely do give the impression of the muscle underneath the skin, and they get an A for effort, especially if that underlying cheese ball is homemade. There’s just something so satisfying about a southern pimento cheese ball. If you don’t want to give it a try, even better, because that means more for me!