Pizza P “eye”

While it might look a little off-putting, you cannot go wrong with combining provolone, mozzarella, red wine salami, and black olives on bread with marinara. That’s a nightmare come true in the best possible way. I have to admit, I’m a bloodsucker for a good slice of pizza.

Too many puns? Ah well, it’s their fault for making a pizza p“eye.” They started it, for sure. When I make this, I might make a few “lashes” out of onion and pepper strips, just to give it that extra flair and taste. There will also be mass satisfaction in slicing it. What can I say? At least my diabolical laugh will remain unheard by anyone else!