#3: “My Eyeballs Are Floating”

When nature calls with urgency, Southerners have a vivid way of saying it—“My eyeballs are floating!” This phrase isn’t for just any bathroom break; it’s reserved for those desperate moments when you’re about to burst. The idea?

You’re so complete that the liquid has practically reached your eye sockets! Sure, it’s a bit of a gross mental image—floating eyeballs in a sea of, well, you know—but that’s what makes it so memorable. So next time you sprint for the restroom, skip the boring “I have to go” and throw in some Southern flair.