#23: “Well I Declare”
What sounds like something straight out of medieval times is a beloved Southern expression—“Well, I’ll be!” This phrase is the go-to reaction for surprise, shock, or exasperation moments. Just picture a Southern mamma, hands on her hips, eyes wide, declaring it in disbelief.

It’s not a complete sentence, but it doesn’t need to be—its meaning is clear all on its own. Sometimes, folks add a little extra flair, like “Well, I’ll be darned” or “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle,” but at its core, it’s a timeless way to show you weren’t expecting that!