Copping Around

It looks like this local bank robber isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. Robbing a bank is bad enough, but then running back to your own house to hide? That’s just asking to get caught. It’s like robbing a 7-11 and then running straight to the Slurpee machine to blend in with the crowd. 

But you have to admit, there’s something almost endearing about this guy’s lack of criminal finesse. It’s like he watched too many old-timey gangster movies and thought he could pull off a heist like a pro. The cops might want to invest in some new running shoes if they’re going to catch any more bank robbers in the future.