Lawnmower Thief

Stealing people’s lawnmowers? That’s just low. But you have to admit, there’s something kind of comical about it. Can you imagine the former sheriff sneaking around people’s yards, hotwiring lawnmowers, and driving off into the sunset? It’s like a scene straight out of a Coen Brothers movie. Even so, this kind of behavior is unacceptable. 

Now, I don’t know about you, but when I think of a sheriff, I imagine someone who’s supposed to be upholding the law, not breaking it. But all joking aside, this is a serious matter. It’s one thing to break the law as a private citizen, but when you’re a law enforcement officer, the stakes are even higher.