McLies

Talk about a happy meal that turned sour! I know age is just a number and all that, but when it comes to a 50-year-old McDonald’s manager and a high school senior, there’s something seriously off-kilter there. And to think that they got married and are still together? It’s like a real-life version of Harold and Maude. 

I can’t even imagine what that poor kid must be going through. It’s like the ultimate cringe-worthy family dynamic. But who knows, they may make it work. After all, stranger things have happened in small towns. I think we’ll be okay if they don’t serve McWeddings at the local Mickey D’s.