Fake Zumba

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, the Zumba studio in town turns out to be a front for a prostitution ring. Who would have thought that getting your Zumba on could lead to something like that? It’s like finding out that your yoga instructor is secretly a spy. I don’t know whether to be impressed or horrified. 

But one thing’s for sure if they were looking for a catchy slogan for their business, “Sweat and Sin” might have worked. In all seriousness, this is a reminder that you never really know what’s going on behind closed doors. If you’re looking for a workout, maybe stick to something a little more above board.