Poop Ninja

This small town’s got a real poop bandit on its hands! What kind of messed up prank involves lighting bags of poop on fire? Is this a twisted attempt at performance art? I have many questions, but I’m unsure I want the answers. One thing’s certain, though – this kid has some serious issues to work through. 

And the fact that they never got caught is some seriously stealthy poop-bag lighting skills. I can only hope that this kid’s creative energy can be channeled into something a bit more…constructive. Like, say, starting a compost pile or something. Let’s leave the poop fires in the past, shall we?