Karens Against Fluoridating
The Karens are at it again – this time protesting about the fluoridation of our water. But honestly, I’m more surprised that the town hasn’t been fluoridating its water all along. What year is this, 1950? Fluoride has been proven to help prevent tooth decay and improve dental health, so why wouldn’t we want it in our water?

I mean, I get that people are wary of chemicals and additives in their food and water, but let’s be real here – fluoride is not some kind of mind-control serum. And if it means we can all have healthier teeth and fewer cavities, then sign me up. These Karens should take a chill pill and let science do its thing.