Bill Gates

I think it would be reasonable to call Bill Gates a genius, right? You don’t have to like the technology his company makes—this is a welcoming place, where even people who have the bad taste to prefer Apple products can feel safe—but you’d be a fool not to acknowledge that Bill Gates has personally changed the landscape of modern life.

So I think that this kind of behavior is excusable in Bill Gates. If you’re a genius, you’re allowed to be a little spacey, a little antisocial, and a little out of it. In fact, all three of those descriptors describe me all of the time, and I don’t even have the excuse that I’m a world-famous maker of technology and I’m currently plotting my latest game-changing product.