Neil Armstrong

Have you ever heard that Brian Regan bit about “I walked on the moon”? If you, like Neil Armstrong, walked on the moon, you could bring that up at every single dinner party, every single happy hour, and just win absolutely every conversation you’re in.

But maybe, if you’re Neil Armstrong, you’re actually the exact opposite. Maybe you’re really sick of everyone fussing over you all the time, so you try to fly under the radar so that you can just eat your breakfast of over-medium eggs and sausage patties in peace like a normal person who hasn’t walked on the moon.