Drake

So there’s a part of me that thinks it’s ridiculous that celebrities have entourages—how self-important do you have to be in order to insist on being surrounded by hangers-on and sycophants all the time, so you don’t even have to talk to servers at restaurants?

On the other hand, how awesome would it be to actually be a part of someone’s entourage? To have someone just pay for your life and all you have to do is follow them around and act like they’re amazing all the time? I mean, you have to bury all shreds of self-respect, but still, that’s easy work if you can get it.