Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro

So I had never even heard of the film The Hunted before I read this story, so I got on Wikipedia and read about it. And I’ve got to say, it sounds depressing as heck. I’ll never really understand the compulsion to watch bleak, gritty, violent movies. I do find it absolutely hilarious that Tommy Lee Jones is cast as a grizzled tough guy who has been tasked with the FBI to hunt down a fugitive in the woods. I guess that after The Fugitive, he started getting typecast.

But we’re not here to talk about why Tommy Lee Jones makes such a convincing tough guy searching for fugitives in the woods. We’re here to talk about how it’s rude not to tip. There, I said it, and now I’m going to go watch The Fugitive.