Tyra Banks

Did you guys ever watch America’s Next Top Model? I was into it for a while, but I eventually reached the point where I absolutely could not deal with Tyra Banks’ nonsense for a moment longer. If you’ve never heard of the show, it seems to be a thinly veiled excuse for Tyra to talk about how great a model she is. It is enormously difficult to watch.

So if you had asked me to imagine what she would be like at a restaurant, I would have said “over the top unbearable diva,” and it turns out I would be completely right! Imagine being so keen on getting everyone’s attention that you throw a fit if you’re a waiter doesn’t verbally acknowledge who you are. That’s someone I don’t care to eat a meal with.