Brian Austin Green

OK, full disclosure: I had no idea who Brian Austin Green was until tonight. I might have heard the name before, or I might be confused because his name is made up of three very common words. Here’s what I learned about him: he’s been in a lot of TV shows, though it seems he’s not often the lead.

But let’s be real: the real reason that most people have heard of him, if they have heard of him, is that he was married to Megan Fox until very recently, and Megan Fox was, for a while, famous for being very attractive. I have not seen anything that she has been in lately; is she just riding the fame of the Transformers movies, and was he just riding her fame?