32. Mmm, You Can Really Taste the Fluff

This seems like a very strange plan to suggest for dealing with swallowing a figurine. Stomach acid will probably get to the cottonwool faster than it will really help the figurine, but hey, props for creativity? I’m mostly curious to know if it actually worked, though I have my doubts.

Cottonwool probably has a good deal of fiber in it, so at least there’s some nutritional value, eh? A little bit of salt and seasonings, maybe a bit of ketchup and mayo, and you could try to sell it as a specialty. It would work in New York.