#8: Everything’s Legal in New Jersey

There are two ways to read the last line of this next story. I guess the positive possibility is that the writer just meant to say that she quickly spent all of her cash. But I suspect that what it actually means is that someone stole all of the cash.

If so, that is a very tragic way to spend your much-anticipated Black Friday experience. I mean, it’s not like a lot of people have amazing Black Friday experiences, but at least most of us manage not to lose all of our money. I hope this person learned a very important lesson about carrying large wads of cash around.