#39: The Napoleon of Crime

So if I’m reading this story right, this woman showed up for a Black Friday sale, loaded her cart with items that weren’t even on sale, and then tried to shoplift them. What in the world is she thinking? Black Friday is the worst time to shoplift things. There’s a ton of staff and security there, all keeping an eye on things.

And then what was her plan after she punched the security girl in the stomach? Did she think everyone would be so frightened of her that they would let her get away? Did she think that she could outrun security while pushing a giant shopping cart full of items that still needed to be loaded into her car? A criminal mastermind this woman is not.