#3: Lobster Lover

What’s your favorite food? Do you have a food that you love so much that you would do anything to get your hands on it? Fight to get it? Lie to get it? Cheat to get it? Steal to get it? Is there a food that you love so much that you would commit the most ridiculous and undignified crime known to man just to get a whole pile of it for free?

If any of you answered yes to all of those questions, you might find this story instructional. You might be able to get some great ideas from this woman’s fascinating plan to steal lobster tail by stuffing it down her pants and then—I assume—waddling out of the store with a very cold and damp backside. On the other hand, she did get caught, so maybe you don’t want to follow her ingenious strategy after all.