#27: Bang Bang

Look, I’m not a big fan of guns. I have heard too many horror stories about people who keep guns around the house and something goes wrong, or a kid gets hold of it, and the next thing you know, somebody is seriously hurt. And now here’s another story to add to why I don’t like them.

Because if you carry arms in your purse, then maybe you’ll be tempted to use it when you become completely unhinged trying to purchase discount lingerie. Who brings a gun to Victoria’s Secret, anyway? Did this woman imagine she was going to be attacked by hoodlums hiding amongst the bras?