#15: Who Let the Dogs Out?
I love dogs as much as the next person – maybe even more – and I have a dog myself, which, I swear, is the epitome of everything that is good in this world. That being said, I can see why some stores have a policy against allowing pets in the store. Because there is a loud minority of dog owners that ruin it for the rest of us by think letting their dogs get away with absolutely anything.

Here’s an example. You don’t bring a dog shopping – let alone on the busiest shopping day of the year – unless it’s a companion animal you need for medical reasons, and you especially don’t let it do its business on the floor and then not clean up after it. If you are this kind of dog owner, I need you to know that you’re the sort of person that makes people dislike dogs, and you’re ruining everything for the rest of us, dog owners.