Bill Murray
Honestly, in the context of all of the terrible things that various celebrities have been accused of doing to other people over the years (and especially in recent years), saying “You’re lucky I didn’t kill you” barely registers on my radar. I mean, if true, it’s a horrible thing to do, but without knowing the context and the tone of voice that it was set in, it’s hard to get really up in arms about it.

Have I just gotten really cynical and desensitized? Have I read so many awful stories about celebrities beating romantic partners and assaulting anyone they could get their hands on that when I hear that Bill Murray may have said something threatening to his wife, I just shrug and say “could be worse?” maybe we truly are living in the darkest timeline.