Drake

Look, I can’t really comment on Drake’s music. Literally, the only thing that I know about him is that episode of Saturday Night Live where he was being very Canadian on Black Jeopardy, which was hilarious. So all I can go off here is what I have read.

And what I have read is that Drake and Millie Bobby Brown text each other and some people have decided to read something nefarious into that. Millie Bobby Brown herself said that she considers him a good friend and wonders why people feel the need to make a big fuss about that. I have to say, Millie, I’m wondering the same thing. I guess it could be true that something weird is going on and she’s just too young to see it. But it seems more likely that she, as someone who’s actually close to the situation, sees it a lot better than a bunch of random fans extrapolating from next to zero evidence.