Ellen DeGeneres

I kind of have to wonder how updated this person is; didn’t it all come out a long time ago that Ellen treats her staff really badly and that there has been some weirdness because of her treating guests on her show badly? It’s a little weird that this poster is just talking about the vague sense they have that she’s kind of a leech.

But if this post was written before all of that came out about Ellen, this poster has great instincts! Because it did come out that she kind of uses people for her own gain. If you haven’t seen the video where she tries to tease Dakota Johnson for not inviting her to a party, and Dakota calls her out because she did invite her to the party and Ellen didn’t come, you should see it. It is strangely very satisfying.