#5: Not Without My Dog!

First of all, congratulations to this man on his excellent choice of font. It’s not every day you see a shopper in a shirt with a mixture of Algerian and 20th-century Gothic. Next, we must applaud him on the photo – the ability to match so perfectly with one’s dog also deserves commendation.

However, we have one major qualm with what we are seeing here. The text clearly indicates that this man will not go anywhere without his dog, but we noticed something fishy in the picture – there is no dog. So either there’s a dog hiding under that man’s shirt, or else the shirt is a downright liar.