#40: Cool Rhyme, Dude

Well done, Sir/Madam, on this impressive instance of rhyming a word with itself three times and managing to make it sound almost classy. Have you heard about our support group? No? Well, I suppose you’re not quite there. This shirt might be creepy, but it doesn’t exactly mark you as a threat to civil society… Yet.

However, it might just mark you as someone who needs to severely upgrade their game if you’re interested in picking up. First and foremost, t-shirt pick-up lines went out in about 1998. Secondly, you usually need to spark someone’s interest before simply proposing you lock lips. Of course, there are always certain exceptions, so you are welcome to keep trying.