#37: Preach, Sister
This one might be too hilarious to make it into our support group for bearers of new attire, but it sure comes close. If we didn’t know better, we’d think this was just an outfit as innocent as jeans and a checkered shirt. But we do happen to know better… and they’re not talking about being wet from a bubble bath.

So we’ll let this one off with just a warning this time and keep them on a watchlist for the next time they venture out in anything risqué. While there’s an endless supply of youngsters in need of our support group, we’d be very happy to welcome a few older members.