#34: Need For Speed
It might be some lazy design work, but a new take on a classic line always has good potential. And let’s be honest, there is always something funny about seeing something that doesn’t actually make much sense in reality… How on earth can someone’s butt look fast?

Of course, he may be inviting strange looks, catcalls, or even violent altercations, but this cyclist knows if you’ve got it, flaunt it, and if you’re fit, flaunt it on a bike. I hope his cycling speed actually lives up to his slogan, or people will be seeing mainly his front anyway.