#27: Jesus Died For Your Sins
This is quite a somber garment. The angels seem downright depressed, pondering the difficult dilemma that the designer poses to them. It would seem to invoke time travel as the only surefire way to solve such a dilemma is a Jesus who can die on behalf of future sins as well as past ones.

Yet, sarcasm aside, the entertaining dilemma is indicative of a much deeper theological one that Christian clergy and thinkers have theorized over for centuries. I’d like to suggest this shirt become a part of the official apparel for priests and bishops and see if it helps them to get to the bottom of it.