#22: That’s Not How You Do An Acrostic Poem

I’m not an expert in funny t-shirt design, and this one might be slightly above my pay grade. I understand acrostics, and I understand the importance of returning one’s library books on time, but what I can’t seem to get is the inexplicable connection between the letters in yellow and what they purport to stand for.

I could have imagined other acrostics using the word vape, for example – Visually Assist Pensioners Everywhere. I have to admire this fellow for his sheer determination in wearing this shirt, an action that states, “I don’t care what you all think. Vape stands for whatever I say it does”.