#14: Wait a Second…
Every message in this thread makes it more enthralling than the previous one. If the t-shirt itself wasn’t enough, these spectators add the juicy details to turn it into a full-blown scandal. Jake’s Dad must really be a bit of a strange character if we’re understanding the clues correctly.

Is it possible that he’s just wearing this t-shirt to represent a general political stance that doesn’t reflect his own personal lifestyle choices? We’d love to be a fly on the wall when Jake goes to confront his Dad about his newfound knowledge. Someone should probably let Jake’s Mom know.