#10: Happy Wife, Happy Life
This man may have two [or more] thoughts, but one of his positive attributes is surely honesty. It’s not every day you see a guy wearing his flaws quite literally on his sleeve (okay, almost literally). I hope his wife appreciates what a forthcoming gem she married, despite his lack of listening.

I like to think that his wife has another t-shirt detailing his other flaw. That way, if we could see them together, we’d get the whole picture. We can only assume the wife herself has no flaws because, well, otherwise, she’d need to have two shirts – one for her own flaws and one to remind him of his.