If You Don’t Feel Like Working
We’ve all called in sick at work. It’s a universal experience to use your health as an excuse to blow off work, we’ve all done it, and there’s no point in denying it. But, it can lead to some pretty annoying follow-ups and inquiries from your boss, which can get harder and harder to cover up. So, once again, thanks to the gracious internet, people found a much more effective way to get out of work:

People can get all over each other’s business when you call in ”sick”, from personal health information to pure fear of catching something, calling in ”sick” can create holes in your story you might not be able to fill. But no one likes to get involved in ”family problems” – this is just too personal and can often involve topics that are not easy to talk about with people you are not close with; thus, creating the perfect excuse to call off work and enjoy yourself some cocktails at the beach.