Identical Heights

We’re going to assume that Galactic is the shortest one of the group. After all, there’s never been a case in history where a taller guy wished his friends were just as tall as him. It’s usually just us short people who are self-conscious about our heights. Anyway, Galactic (nice name, by the way) asked James if he could make the three friends just as tall as each other.

The obvious way to edit this photo would be to put the shorter guys on stilts, but James usually takes the more unpredictable route. Instead, he made the necks of the taller guys nonexistent, so now they’re all evenly short.