Microwave Your Books
“School bans bags so boy turns up carrying books in a microwave,” one newspaper writes. Firstly, that’s a silly rule, if you ask us. Secondly, this student just finished them all with this “Outstanding Move.” As you can see in the image below, he’s carrying his books in the microwave as written.

Why would you ban bags? We could understand plastic bags, but backpacks, where you carry books? Is it because kids could house weapons or other dangerous paraphernalia in them? If they’re so worried about safety, then they should conduct security checks. Adopt the age old airport method. But omitting bookbags incentivizes kids to find new and more dangerous methods of carrying books.