No Games Scheduled

Now, this person might actually have the best “Outstanding Move” ever. They mentioned that they named their intramural softball team “No Game Scheduled.” Why? Because then if the other team didn’t show up, they’d have to forfeit and lose their league deposit. It worked because the other team would assume that “no game was scheduled.”

This is a piece of brilliance personified. However, it’s no surprise that people grew to hate them. It could be considered a jerk move. But it’s also a way to get out of playing if you actually despise intramural softball. Then, they could snag a league title without exerting any effort whatsoever. The lazy person’s dream.