Payback Is a…

“Cobra Bites Man, Man Bites Back and Kills Cobra,” is the headline emblazoned in the photo below. Apparently, this was a real headline and a real article from 2012. Talk about the ultimate payback! The ultimate “Outstanding Move”! Most folks wouldn’t try to bite a cobra for fear of volatile retaliation. You could get bit again. However, this man didn’t give a fly.

But how does a human bite kill a cobra? It’s not like we’re venomous ourselves. Perhaps the man went for the cobra’s most sensitive area. Maybe its head? Who knows? Regardless, this is a mic drop story and the premier revenge fantasy come to fruition. And it requires a lot of guts. We’ve all wanted to instantly retaliate with successful results.