Shape Up or Ship Out

Here’s a tale of one mother discovering the inherent power of Beyoncé. One Twitter user revealed that her mother told her father to “shape up.” “My mom listened to Beyoncé then told my dad to shape up if he wants to keep her.” Outstanding move, mom. The ball’s in your court, dad.

Shape up or ship out, father dearest! Never underestimate the power of a woman scorned. Hey, music can be empowering. It can catalyze our actions. Fuel our fire. Perhaps Beyoncé really helped this woman understand her own worth. We’re pretty certain she was joking with her husband, though.