As You Wish

“I’m a genie, I offer you 3 wishes,” a genie says. “Make it 4,” the human retorts. “Granted, you have 3 left,” the genie counters. Ah, that three-wish rule. This person probably thought they could go toe-to-toe with a bona fide genie. Oh, ye of little knowledge. Ye of little brain.

Never bet on a genie. They know a thing or two about a thing or two. Of course, this is clearly a fictional scenario since genies aren’t real. Or are they? Perhaps this is a factual account of someone who encountered a genie a la the one from Aladdin. Mind. Blown.