For the Lovely What?

Here’s a lovely interaction between a waiter and two friends. “Waiter: What else for the lovely couple? Her: Oh no, we’re just friends haha. Him: You can get us two separate checks … and please don’t forget she had three Jarritos, I know you guys charge extra.” Jarritos is a fruit-flavored soda brand from Mexico.

Firstly, never assume that two people are on a date or are romantically linked. Secondly, we’re thinking this guy just got “friendzoned.” He’s been trying to work up the courage to tell her how he really feels, but she automatically branded them as “friends,” thereby decimating any chance for something deeper to develop. Sorry, bro.