The Answer Is Always Pink
The owner of this home kept getting letters from the HOA President across the street admonishing him over the state of his house. In retaliation, he fixed it up and painted it ALL pink. He didn’t even go with a pastel. No, he went all out and did Barbie pink on everything, including the fountain.

I wish this had a before picture. It can’t have looked any worse than this. Thankfully, there’s nothing in the bylaws about house color, so the neighbor can’t complain anymore. This was a perfect solution and, aside from the awful color, the house looks very nice. And hey, the owner of the house never has to look at it from the outside, so it’s his neighbor’s problem!